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(¯`·._.·/*Difference B/W Love & Marriage*\·._.·´¯))

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  • (¯`·._.·/*Difference B/W Love & Marriage*\·._.·´¯))

    LOVE and MARRIAGE

    01. Love is holding hands in the street,
    01.Marriage is holding arguments in the street.

    02. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant,
    02.Marriage is fish & chips take-away.

    03. Love is future planning on a sofa,
    03. Marriage is deciding on a sofa.

    04. Love is talking about having children,
    04. Marriage is talking about getting away from children.

    05. Love is going to bed early 4 dreaming future;
    05. Marriage is going to sleep early.

    06. Love is skipping work to be close to her.
    06. Marriage is working overtime to keep away from her

    07. Love is losing your appetite,
    07. Marriage is losing your figure.

    08. Love is 1 drink and 2 straws,
    08. Marriage is "Don't you think you've had enough?"

    09. Love is not being together enough.
    09. Marriage is being together too long

    10. Love is driving to 'lovers lane'
    10. Marriage is driving to the market.


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